Astral Slut Organic dad hat
Astral Slut Organic dad hat

Astral Slut Organic dad hat

Regular price$32.00
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Hey, who doesn’t love the astral plane? All kinds of cool stuff happens, there’s no rent and you can hang out or hook up with whoever you want without worrying about ATDs. You know, Astrally Transmitted Diseases. So, enjoy being extradimensionally promiscuous and do it with pride!

Whether you're a dad, love dads or just have daddy issues, this 100% organic dad hat will keep you lookin' good and probably have you throwing out dad jokes in no time.

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 3/1 twill
• Unstructured
• 6 panel
• Matching sewn eyelets
• Self-fabric adjustable closure with a brass slider and hidden tuck-in
• Blank product sourced from China

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One Size 20 ½-23 ⅝ 4 ⅜ 2 ¾ 7 ⅛